I Love You, but ZIP IT: Let the Teacher Teach!

M’kay, Dear Danglers. I have to tell you something. There’s a little thing you may be guilty of doing that makes your teacher insane. It’s the kind of thing we have to take a deep breath and count to 10 over. I’m not even kidding. It’s a code red violation. What is this egregious transgression that makes teachers all over the country stabby? What do we bitch about the most in the teachers lounge? What behavior leaves us hyperventilating into a paper bag so we don’t kill you with our death glare?

Undermining our authority in class by trying to teach your fellow students.

Zip It!

Is your name Miss Laura? Are you the teacher of this class? The captain of this zany ship? The top toucan in this jungle? No? Then zip it.

I know, I know – it comes from a good place! I know it does! You have something that works for you, and you want to share it with your fellow students! I totally get that, and it’s what makes us love and appreciate you. BUT (you knew there was a big old BUT in here somewhere), here are some things to consider:

  • One of the biggest parts of teaching is giving the student in front of you the instruction they need when they need to hear it. As a coach, there’s a constant ticker-tape of comments and corrections going in my head – safety, technique, aesthetics, student abilities, are they having a crappy day, can I push them, could that weird flamingo hand actually go into something awesome, etc. The wrong input at the wrong time is counterproductive for everyone. I get very protective of my students and their progress, and I don’t take kindly to things that sabotage it, however well meaning. Zip it.
  • Students need to hear one clear voice: the coach’s. I’ve been in sessions where I literally couldn’t hear the teacher’s voice because of all the extra “helping” going on. It’s confusing, panic-inducing, and dangerous. Zip it.
  • You don’t know what they’re working on. We can only focus on a certain number of things at a time. Doling out unsolicited instruction can overwhelm and discourage someone focusing on making small, specific changes. Zip it.
  • It’s rude to undermine your coach. It just is. The assumption is that you know more than your teacher. If that’s true, find a new coach. But I’m guessing it’s just you being a little too big for your britches. Zip it.

Now, I’m not talking about helping a newbie find her footlock while your coach is spotting someone else, or stopping someone from making a bad choice when your teacher isn’t looking (if you see something, say something) – that’s being genuinely helpful and neighborly! I’m talking about interrupting your coach while they’re speaking, blurting out suggestions while someone is working, or making sure everyone in class knows that your old school did it differently. When you feel the urge to share with your fellow students, mind your business and focus on fixing your own darned self.

This Goes for Social Media Too

I’ll use myself as an example here. I’m working on handstands at the moment – they’re challenging for me, but I’m kind of cuckoo for them at the moment. I have A LOT to work on. A lot a lot. Like make-you-cry a lot. I like to post pics of my progress to social media to share my small successes. What’s not helpful? When I get emails from (well-meaning) folks with tons of corrections and suggestions I didn’t ask for. I wind up confused as to what I should be focusing on, and then I come into sessions babbling like a demented bumble bee about hand placement and ribs and feet and omg my butt won’t squeeze and my ankles aren’t together and why won’t my shoulders open and am I crooked and do you think I need canes or blocks or cookies. Then it all has to get untangled until I hear one voice again.

The moral of the story? Unless you’re someone’s coach, just be supportive. Like it, stick a heart on it, virtually applaud, and resist the urge to give feedback if they didn’t ask for it.

Your role in class is student. You can support your classmates by telling them how badass that inversion was, how much you admire that they do everything full out, how impressed you are with their colorful swear words, whatever. But leave the teaching to the teachers. Please and thank you. Love and pull-ups, Laura

11 comments on “I Love You, but ZIP IT: Let the Teacher Teach!”

  1. Tracy

    YES!!!! Thank you for writing this. This happens too often. How do you tell them to zip it in person? Curious about a way to put it. Sometimes if I have to quickly stop it because of an unsafe “helpful” teaching element a student is giving another one, I’ve said, “NO NO NO NO. Please don’t teach each other. That’s what I’m here for.” I’m not proud of that but it’s happened. Maybe I can just say at the beginning of class, “I know you all love to be there for each other and that’s great. But please fight the urge to coach one another.” Something like that? Thank you again for a wonderful and thoughtful post.

    • Marissa

      As somebody who has to work really hard to fight that urge (I hate that I do it, I know it’s annoying, and I wish the helpful teacher mode I use a lot during the day had an off button for aerials classes), I like your idea of phrasing it as “please fight the urge to coach”. It feels less like being a small child getting a scolding.

    • Beckett

      I try to shut that down as soon as I see it. I’ll usually say something direct and succinct like, “hey guys, let’s not teach each other, ok?” and then add something about if they want to work on something specific to ask me for it in class (I usually ask for requests at the beginning).

  2. Jordan

    Oh I really love when someone is trying to teach another student what I just taught….. Im like HEY I dont need a teacher’s pet OR an assistant. Especially when the person has no damned business teaching ANYTHING!

    • Katie

      Your last sentence is so true: “Especially when the person has no damned business teaching ANYTHING!”

  3. Katie

    And just when I thought I was the only one suffering!!! Thank you for this!

  4. Amanda

    Yes, this is almost always spot on advice for every student. It’s incredibly annoying to hear someone give me advice who has no idea what I’m actually trying to do as a student in class. It’s also pretty awkward when I’m teaching and I have to take my time and attention away from the class to correct some randomly unhelpful piece of unsolicited advice.
    I will say, though, that sometimes long-time, observant students who’ve been to my class enough to know what I’m looking for wind up being super helpful. I’ll often try to spread them out throughout the class so they can nudge the newbies in the right direction. I acknowledge them when they’re helpful and make a point to mention that the more newbies we bring along, the bigger and better our community as a whole becomes, and therefore the more talented people we have to play with.
    It’s a fine line between interfering and helping. I teach acro, so the dynamics might be a little different as everyone has to talk to each other anyway. It’s been an amazing blessing to know I have at least a few extra sets of eyes in the room keeping everyone safe and holding the positive tone that really glues our community together. Every now and then they get excited and move beyond what I’m teaching, but it’s easy to dial that back by asking if they’ve tried the last skill with their eyes closed, one-handed, or backwards. That tends to bring even advanced students back to square one, and everyone is a humble new student again. 😊

  5. Marissa

    I try to stick to only giving advice if I can answer yes to all the following questions:

    “Am I in the same class as and at an apparatus directly adjacent to the person I want to give a suggestion to?”
    “Is this person working on a move I know well and clearly struggling, or doing something clearly unsafe?”
    “Is the teacher busy with another student?”
    “Is there nobody else currently trying to help this person?”
    “Is the suggestion I want to make either a single specific cue that helps me with the same move, or an observation that the student could have made on their own by watching a video of themself?”
    “Does this person seem open to having suggestions made?”
    “Can I phrase the suggestion I want to make in a way that won’t be patronizing?”

    Is there anything there that I’m missing?

  6. Kate Goodman

    I go to an aerial silks studio that only uses yoga mats. I am a beginner, so we do not go very far off of the ground. Is this unsafe? Should I talk to the instructor about this?

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